Ahem. Hello?

thelandoffakebelieve: Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy

Sun, 12 May 2013 11:28:45 -0400

Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy

meladoodle: i’d like to remind the defendant that he is under oath and therefore must answer with...

Sun, 12 May 2013 11:28:36 -0400

i’d like to remind the defendant that he is under oath and therefore must answer with complete honesty… do i look cute in this judge wig?

Handle your business.

Mon, 06 May 2013 18:05:43 -0400

Study hard, work hard, play hard. Don’t get me wrong, I love just kicking it with my friends and having a good time but it can’t all be fun and games. Do well on your assignments, tests and finals. Work hard to earn that money at your job. Always be good to the ones that love you. If you do then no one can say shit to you. Go do your thing and do it up big.

Handle your business.

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Thu, 02 May 2013 20:43:07 -0400

tyleroakley: girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke about...

Thu, 02 May 2013 15:20:15 -0400

tyleroakley:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Perfect.

fuckyeahmovieposters: The Place Beyond the Pines by Vincent...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 13:50:23 -0400

fuckyeahmovieposters:

The Place Beyond the Pines by Vincent Gabriele

death-by-lulz: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 13:39:26 -0400

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

death-by-lulz: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 13:35:45 -0400

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

magikallizard: THE LAST ONE

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 13:25:38 -0400

magikallizard:

THE LAST ONE

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 13:09:26 -0400

esexist: what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 02:31:39 -0400

esexist:

what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”

bbanditt: ineedtogotomymindtardis: satanslittledemiangel: that-spook-from-london: foodtrucker: t...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 02:29:32 -0400

bbanditt:

ineedtogotomymindtardis:

satanslittledemiangel:

that-spook-from-london:

foodtrucker:

the invention of the shovel was ground breaking

but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation.

on the contrary soap washed away the competition

and the invention of the CD broke a lot of records.

yo the invention of bread was pretty kick ass

thesecretsits: liggytheauthoress: In case anybody is having a...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 13:11:25 -0400

thesecretsits:

liggytheauthoress:

In case anybody is having a bad night <3

I just want one so much.

marshmalllowmars: wrestleforgold: greenteaandgreatworkouts: de...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 10:22:44 -0400

marshmalllowmars:

wrestleforgold:

greenteaandgreatworkouts:

descroissants:

In 1967, Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to run the Boston marathon. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.” However, Switzer’s boyfriend and other male runners provided a protective shield during the entire marathon.The photographs taken of the incident made world headlines, and Kathrine later won the NYC marathon with a time of 3:07:29. [Wiki]

Awesome women in history.

ALWAYS REBLOG

I can’t explain how much I love rulebreaking, society changing, progressive women.

hamburgay: “beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:42:28 -0400

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

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Tue, 16 Apr 2013 11:10:48 -0400

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Tue, 16 Apr 2013 11:09:35 -0400

daryldixonismyspiritanimal: minionier: grassangel: tyleroakley...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 00:50:56 -0400

daryldixonismyspiritanimal:

minionier:

grassangel:

tyleroakley:

Let us never forget that Jeremy Renner used to be a makeup artist.

And a ski-instructor. And house renovator.

#now this fact is spreading can he be asked all the makeup questions usually aimed at female co-stars?

Can Jeremy Renner be a strong female character in every movie?

Jeremy Renner is a strong, independent woman, who don’t need no man.

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Mon, 15 Apr 2013 17:40:55 -0400

vastraa: lolstitanic: Tracker Jackers- Genetically engineered...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 00:47:26 -0400

vastraa:

lolstitanic:

Tracker Jackers- Genetically engineered wasps from the Capitol. One or two stings can cause powerful hallucinations, but several stings can lead to death of the victim.

Stare at the hypnosis for at least 30 seconds then look at the woods in the arena.

MOTHER OF-

HOLY FUCK